December 2011
Anonymous asked: I am really afraid to ask non-anon... I just feel like a total creep.
Oh, and to the anon who sent me the ask a while...
I’ll answer your question if you want, but send it non-anon so I can answer privately.
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Whenever I get on my laptop when I’m dressed really nicely, I feel like I’m one of those super trendy girls with a good important job from a movie or a scene from Sex in the City or something.
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Lacey
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: lac ey
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: Lacey
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: ,zcdshg
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: b gtf
I think I'm really funny.
Me: How do you spell possum?
Mom: What? Why?
Me: Isn't there sometimes a silent letter? An O, maybe?
Mom: Oh-possum? I think you're right.
Me: Opossum, my possum...
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babyblainesus:
bless my soul
herc is on a roll
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Is It Christmas?! CLICK HERE FOR AN UPDATE. →
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it’s not christmas on tumblr without this
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
mentalzephyrs:
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That awkward moment when you go in for a trim and...
Just defeated gym leader Falkner with only 1 hp...
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Make your pin-up girl self. →
Um, yes.
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My life always jumps from 12:00 to 1:30 without me noticing.
even-after-all-this-time:
ameliacarina:
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
i constantly ask myself this
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when my sims sleep in the wrong bed
no you little dumbass I made your bedroom to specifically represent your personality why do you insist on sleeping there stop it at once young man you are a disappointment to this household
wellalright:
how dare people i hate like things i like. those are my emotions. only i can feel them.
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He takes the view that mornings happen to other people. I think I once saw him...
– Terry Pratchett on Neil Gaiman, and a fairly accurate GPOY. (via inkstainsandpencilshavings)
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captainstardust replied to your post: omg your boyfriend is adorable stop being mean to…
your presence on the internet is providing so much quality and so many lulz for me. thank you for existing.
My entire existence has just been validated.
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omg your boyfriend is adorable stop being mean to him.
I don’t like you
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I have this really artsy movie ready to watch
but I find myself neck deep in season 3 of 16 and pregnant.
Classy
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You have permission to →
lacey-the-lion:
not finish reading books that you’re not really enjoying. Don’t force it, close it.
walk out of movies that suck (and hey, if you leave in the first twenty minutes, you can get your money back.)
let it go to voicemail (especially during dinner, or snuggling, or watching So You Think You Can Dance?)
give birthday gifts anytime of the year (which means you can be late or...
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Crocs are the most effective birth control...